All about nollywood

Wow looking back at nollywood, I am proud to say we are going international. If u were like me a few years ago who decided to give up on nollywood and watch american,Philippine, Indian,Korean and Mexican movies,I am proud to tell u things have changed.
A  few years ago we got tired of
A.watching people get shot in the stomach and bandaged on the head.
B.hearing actors and actresses bite their tongues all in the process of speaking phonetics
C.seeing actresses after five years later with the same weave.on
D.hearing movie titles like, " deliver me oh lord"
E. Watching movies with five parts
F.being kept in suspense for unnecessary reasons
G.seeing the same road scenes which take up half the movie five times
H.And most of all knowing the end of the movie before it even starts.
     Thank God we have finally upgraded upgraded
Keep watching nollywood: ITS PROUDLY NIGERIAN

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  1. Agebracanonymus20 July 2017 at 15:13

    And how they play music for suspense when a character is opening the gate

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